Bottle Rockets
By Matt Markovich
Why rye?
RYE IS THE stuff of frontiersmen and trappers,
hell-bent-for-leather types whose guts were already so rotten with fetid
salt pork and hardtack that this wretched stuff acted as some kind of
palliative. It might make their ulcers burn, but it would make their hearts
burn even hotter. It's the original American whiskey. George Washington made
it, and it's what people meant when they ordered whiskey in barrooms from
the Declaration of Independence to Prohibition.
In order to be called rye, a whiskey must be made with at least 51
percent rye and aged in charred oak barrels. Rye lends a hint of black
licorice flavor to cocktails and is an excellent mixer – indeed, most
whiskey-based cocktails (such as the venerable Sazerac) originally called
for rye. However, when consumed straight, it can be ... challenging.
Although I enjoy virtually every other kind of whiskey, the memory of my
first belt of rye at a tender age kept me in the "flight" mode of the
fight-or-flight response until relatively recently.
In flight, that is, until I visited Heinold's First and Last Chance
Saloon (48 Webster, Oakl. 510-839-6761) in Jack London Square last
year. It was there that a young Jack London did his homework. I sat at the
bar, which is still canted at a sharp grade thanks to settling after the
1906 quake, and surveyed the rack to find something suitable to the
environs. And there it was: Old Overholt Rye. Few bars tend to stock
rye. In fact, it seems only very high-end or very salty drinker's bars (a
favorite, the Nag's Head on Geary Boulevard, also stocks Old Overholt) serve
it. Any liquor whose name begins with the word "Old" doesn't have to be
enjoyed, but it's gotta be respected, so I ordered up some of the Old
Overholt with a back of Anchor Steam from the tap to give rye a second
chance. Overholt is a great introduction to rye for several reasons: many
whiskey experts agree that it's a bargain at about $15 a bottle; it's been
around for at least 150 years and, as such, is one of the longest
continually available spirits in the United States; and, most important,
it's drinkable and a good representative of the rye category. Now, rye is an
acquired taste, to be sure, but Old Overholt reminded me of certain kinds of
bitters, a hint of anise with a bit of toasted almond and a mild whiff of
citrus.
As I sipped my Anchor to assuage the sting of the whiskey, it occurred to
me that Mr. Anchor himself, Fritz Maytag, has been distilling up some
apparently very fine rye in his Potrero distillery. Old Portrero Straight
Rye Whiskey, in fact, is the name of his rye, and he sells two kinds. Hayes
Valley's Absinthe (398 Hayes, S.F. 415-551-1590) stocks both and has
possibly the largest selection of premium rye whiskey in town (to go along
with its truly impressive collection of spirits), so I dropped in to get
some rye in me eye.
The more expensive of the two, Old Portrero, retails for around
$100 to $120. Absinthe sells you a glass for $12.50, which is expensive by
any measure, but particularly so for the overall quality of the spirit. The
formidable strength of its 124.2 proof requires the addition of spring water
to dilute the sharpness of the alcohol. Also, if taken at full strength, it
effectively anesthetizes your tongue for about three minutes, rendering said
tongue worthless for tasting anything. I look forward to trying the
Old Portrero as it ages (8 to 12 years sounds good), but as it stands now,
it hasn't reached maturity. While it's interesting as the product of a local
distillery, you can pay comparable money for a relatively rare bottle
of specially selected single-malt Scotch or half that money for a less
punishing 15-year-old bottle of rye, such as the next one we sampled, the
Classic Cask Kentucky Straight Rye. Weighing in at a more palatable 90
proof, Classic Cask is still pricey at $60 a bottle – which is,
surprisingly, the same price as the comparatively raw Old Portrero Single
Malt Spirit, Anchor Distilling's other offering. The Classic Cask was
the most distinctive of the tasting, with a corky, bittersweet flavor, but
my favorite was another 90 proofer, the 13-year-old A.H. Hirsh Rye.
It's in the mid-range at around $45 a bottle (at Absinthe a reasonable $6.75
a glass), but its fiery cinnamon and honey notes, coupled with the rumlike
nose of smoky caramel, make it worth the price. Also notable is that it's
apparently true single-cask whiskey, meaning it's bottled from one
cask at a time, not blended from several barrels as is the preferred method
with many whiskey makers who seek to maintain the continuity of their
flavor.
Rye tends to be spicier than its sweeter Bourbon brethren due to the
nature of the grain used to make it. If you've ever tasted toasted rye bread
and toasted corn bread side by side, you can actually get a fair
approximation of the difference. Rye tastes darker, like a biting breath of
smoke and fog coming from the moist timber of a campfire on the coast. It's
Bourbon's brooding, sullen-eyed, unshaven older brother, and he don't much
cotton to strangers, but if you can befriend him or whip him, he's a friend
for life.